Sunday, December 7, 2008

it takes a village....

Submitted by my girlfriend, Kate Brien.

Friday, July 25, 2008

guess who's back

couldn't stay away, guess i have a pun track mind.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

pictures are effort im lazy

Truman Capo-TV on the Radio

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

hike skool

In my high school yearbook I was: Most Likely to Come on Eileen.

eh, eh?

Monday, April 7, 2008


Twatty by nature

...not cuz i hate ya.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

What do you get when you cross Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, and whole lotta Thai food?

Poo Fast Poo Furious

Thursday, February 28, 2008

mas funnies

It’s little known that John F Kennedy had plans to turn sewage plants across the country into labs dedicated to studying fecal matter’s potential uses. People across the country were protesting against these sewage plants being placed so close to urban areas, but in reply, Kennedy, stated “ask not what your country can do for poo, but what poo can do for your country”


Wednesday, February 27, 2008


Jeff has two sons, one named Chester and the other named Cedric.
They’re both 5 years old, and on this particular day, he is potty training them in their condominium in sunny Rancho Cucamonga.
They’re having a little bit of trouble, first Cedric shits off the side of his training toilet and it goes all over the floor. Then Chester forgets to take his underwear off before he poops, and he sprays projectile diarrhea out the sides of his tightie whities. The kids look at their dad confused, and Cedric says “but neither of us can do it daddy, doesn’t that mean it’s ok, why do you look so mad?”


The father says, “boys…..poo wrongs don’t make a right.”

Saturday, February 23, 2008


The Chronicles of Narniaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh REAL MONSTERS

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

i'm a scat man

fellati-yo mtv raps

(fell-a-shee-yo, kids)

Tuesday, February 19, 2008


Rage Against the Ma-Sheen

Monday, February 18, 2008

Sorry - AWOL

I've been at my computer 10 hours a day all month and i still forgot to update this bad boy, sorry.

Pamela Anderson-in-law

Monday, February 11, 2008


Nick Foster showed me this one....thanks fickolas.

Thursday, February 7, 2008



Friday, February 1, 2008

...a little help from my friends

casper the friendly ghostface killa

this gem courtesy of arin delaney, my hero.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008


Where do people go to have their manginas examined?

the GUYnocologist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Friday, January 18, 2008

ohhhh here she comes

What do you call a really soft blanket made of pubic hair?


A vag-meena

Monday, January 14, 2008


I liked the theme of the last post so....

AC Slaters of the Lost Ark

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

yo yo


Sunday, January 6, 2008



runner ups:
no country for old meningitis
grumpier old men in tights


Chicken parme-jean claude van damme

Friday, January 4, 2008


So, I was getting off the plane in Burbank when we got back from Vegas and when we approached the flight attendants telling us goodbye, i picked up my rolling bag, started playing it like a guitar, and sang "Carry on your wayward son" to all in the vicinity. Ya know, "carry on" baggage. Top that, so top that.