Punning with the Devil

blackstreet's back

2009-09-23T21:54:00.000-07:00

Grahamuel Jackson
courtesy of Lauren Cary

...jury duty = plenty of time

2009-01-06T11:35:00.000-08:00

Nouveau quiche

AMERICA

2009-01-06T08:56:00.000-08:00

So today I'm serving Jury Duty, and I meet a man running over from an early Indian breakfast. He grimaces and tells me, "jury duty, more like curry doodie."

it takes a village....

2008-12-07T16:39:00.000-08:00

Submitted by my girlfriend, Kate Brien.

guess who's back

2008-07-25T12:56:00.000-07:00

couldn't stay away, guess i have a pun track mind.

pictures are effort im lazy

2008-04-13T23:59:00.000-07:00

Truman Capo-TV on the Radio

hike skool

2008-04-09T09:48:00.000-07:00

In my high school yearbook I was: Most Likely to Come on Eileen.

eh, eh?

um

2008-04-07T02:56:00.000-07:00

Twatty by nature

...not cuz i hate ya.

2008-03-06T16:31:00.000-08:00

What do you get when you cross Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, and whole lotta Thai food?

Poo Fast Poo Furious

mas funnies

2008-02-28T14:14:00.000-08:00

It’s little known that John F Kennedy had plans to turn sewage plants across the country into labs dedicated to studying fecal matter’s potential uses. People across the country were protesting against these sewage plants being placed so close to urban areas, but in reply, Kennedy, stated “ask not what your country can do for poo, but what poo can do for your country”

R.I.P.

JOKE DAY

2008-02-27T13:13:00.000-08:00

Jeff has two sons, one named Chester and the other named Cedric.
They’re both 5 years old, and on this particular day, he is potty training them in their condominium in sunny Rancho Cucamonga.
They’re having a little bit of trouble, first Cedric shits off the side of his training toilet and it goes all over the floor. Then Chester forgets to take his underwear off before he poops, and he sprays projectile diarrhea out the sides of his tightie whities. The kids look at their dad confused, and Cedric says “but neither of us can do it daddy, doesn’t that mean it’s ok, why do you look so mad?”

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The father says, “boys…..poo wrongs don’t make a right.”

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2008-02-23T20:14:00.000-08:00

The Chronicles of Narniaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh REAL MONSTERS

i'm a scat man

2008-02-20T21:54:00.000-08:00

fellati-yo mtv raps

(fell-a-shee-yo, kids)

yabba

2008-02-19T16:43:00.000-08:00

Rage Against the Ma-Sheen

Sorry - AWOL

2008-02-18T22:14:00.000-08:00

I've been at my computer 10 hours a day all month and i still forgot to update this bad boy, sorry.

Pamela Anderson-in-law

pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2008-02-11T17:11:00.000-08:00

Nick Foster showed me this one....thanks fickolas.

hootenanny

2008-02-07T17:07:00.001-08:00

BIRTH WIND AND FIRE

...a little help from my friends

2008-02-01T01:17:00.000-08:00

casper the friendly ghostface killa

this gem courtesy of arin delaney, my hero.

alltheyoungdoods

2008-01-30T02:20:00.000-08:00

Where do people go to have their manginas examined?

the GUYnocologist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry for the delay

2008-01-23T13:11:00.000-08:00

BARACK-A-DOODLE

ohhhh here she comes

2008-01-18T11:56:00.000-08:00

What do you call a really soft blanket made of pubic hair?

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A vag-meena

...

2008-01-14T21:17:00.000-08:00

I liked the theme of the last post so....

AC Slaters of the Lost Ark

yo yo

2008-01-09T15:24:00.000-08:00

TEENAGE MUTANT LISA TURTLE!

mathauuuuuuu

2008-01-06T00:54:00.000-08:00

NO COUNTRY FOR GRUMPIER OLD MEN

runner ups:
no country for old meningitis
grumpier old men in tights

yes

2008-01-06T00:51:00.001-08:00

Chicken parme-jean claude van damme

VEGAS

2008-01-04T12:04:00.000-08:00

So, I was getting off the plane in Burbank when we got back from Vegas and when we approached the flight attendants telling us goodbye, i picked up my rolling bag, started playing it like a guitar, and sang "Carry on your wayward son" to all in the vicinity. Ya know, "carry on" baggage. Top that, so top that.

beebop

2007-12-31T10:55:00.000-08:00

NEW YEAR'S EVA MENDEZ!

Pizza

2007-12-30T14:16:00.000-08:00

Hope everyone has an amazing new year's eve, enjoy the end of 2k7minutesinheaven

Joke Day

2007-12-29T14:00:00.000-08:00

Question: Why are the teenage honeydews so angry?

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Answer: Because they can't-elope

Thursday

2007-12-27T14:17:00.001-08:00

The Manchurian Candidate with Tad Hamilton

Merry Xmas

2007-12-26T11:42:00.000-08:00

Happy holidays of our lives!

Sunday

2007-12-23T12:07:00.000-08:00

Today: 2FastBiCurious

Just because.
I realize we're stretching the definition of "punnery" but if that's problematic for you then ess a dee

Saturday

2007-12-22T11:35:00.000-08:00

Xanadu you believe in magic?

TGIF

2007-12-21T11:32:00.000-08:00

Today: please excuse my mr. belvedere aunt sally

maybe a stretch? didn't we learn about PEMDAS in school when we were younger?

Thursday - America's Punniest Home Videos

2007-12-20T11:31:00.000-08:00

Today: Children of Men in Black

think about those two movies combined into one. unreal. or just a movie of tommy lee jones and will smith's kids being the new men in black. sooperkewt.

Wednesday

2007-12-19T11:45:00.000-08:00

Today: Another one bites the dust-in hoffman

sorry ali.

Tuesday

2007-12-18T15:28:00.000-08:00

Today: Easier said than pun.

simple, classic, elegant.

oh, and emily seemed to like Cactustache (cactus + mustache). she asked for a cactus pun, whatever.

Monday

2007-12-17T18:20:00.000-08:00

Today's Pun: The Ozzy Osbourne Identity

Sunday

2007-12-16T08:53:00.000-08:00

Today's Pun: Hakeem Olajuwanna Man

Notice the common theme....

Inspired partially by Kevin's dream including Hakeem the dream talking without an accent. Thanks Kev! Kewl!

Welcome to Punning with the Devil

2007-12-16T00:03:00.000-08:00

As promised, I decided to make a daily (or semi-daily) pun blog. I figure it will be good to have them written down somewhere so they can become legends for generations to come. I love you, and I hope these put a smile on your face. Some will be recycled classics that need to find their way into the blog and others will be created on the spot. Additionally some will have stories attached, like today. Big hugs.

Today's pun: Dinosaurgasm

Scenario: You pick up a girl that you've never met and things get hot and heavy, you end up sleeping together. You have a round of fairly standard sex, and right before climax, you turn into a T Rex and make shrieking dino-noises while forming claw shapes with your hands. She freaks, and you get it on camera. This is the dinosaurgasm.