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NEW YEAR'S EVA MENDEZ!

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Hope everyone has an amazing new year's eve, enjoy the end of 2k7minutesinheaven

Joke Day

Question: Why are the teenage honeydews so angry?




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Answer: Because they can't-elope

Thursday

The Manchurian Candidate with Tad Hamilton

Merry Xmas

Happy holidays of our lives!

Sunday

Today: 2FastBiCurious


Just because.
I realize we're stretching the definition of "punnery" but if that's problematic for you then ess a dee

Saturday

Xanadu you believe in magic?

TGIF

Today: please excuse my mr. belvedere aunt sally

maybe a stretch? didn't we learn about PEMDAS in school when we were younger?

Thursday - America's Punniest Home Videos

Today: Children of Men in Black

think about those two movies combined into one. unreal. or just a movie of tommy lee jones and will smith's kids being the new men in black. sooperkewt.

Wednesday

Today: Another one bites the dust-in hoffman


sorry ali.

Tuesday

Today: Easier said than pun.

simple, classic, elegant.

oh, and emily seemed to like Cactustache (cactus + mustache). she asked for a cactus pun, whatever.

Monday

Today's Pun: The Ozzy Osbourne Identity

Sunday

Today's Pun: Hakeem Olajuwanna Man

Notice the common theme....

Inspired partially by Kevin's dream including Hakeem the dream talking without an accent. Thanks Kev! Kewl!

Welcome to Punning with the Devil

As promised, I decided to make a daily (or semi-daily) pun blog. I figure it will be good to have them written down somewhere so they can become legends for generations to come. I love you, and I hope these put a smile on your face. Some will be recycled classics that need to find their way into the blog and others will be created on the spot. Additionally some will have stories attached, like today. Big hugs.

Today's pun: Dinosaurgasm

Scenario: You pick up a girl that you've never met and things get hot and heavy, you end up sleeping together. You have a round of fairly standard sex, and right before climax, you turn into a T Rex and make shrieking dino-noises while forming claw shapes with your hands. She freaks, and you get it on camera. This is the dinosaurgasm.