mas funnies

It’s little known that John F Kennedy had plans to turn sewage plants across the country into labs dedicated to studying fecal matter’s potential uses. People across the country were protesting against these sewage plants being placed so close to urban areas, but in reply, Kennedy, stated “ask not what your country can do for poo, but what poo can do for your country”


R.I.P.

JOKE DAY

Jeff has two sons, one named Chester and the other named Cedric.
They’re both 5 years old, and on this particular day, he is potty training them in their condominium in sunny Rancho Cucamonga.
They’re having a little bit of trouble, first Cedric shits off the side of his training toilet and it goes all over the floor. Then Chester forgets to take his underwear off before he poops, and he sprays projectile diarrhea out the sides of his tightie whities. The kids look at their dad confused, and Cedric says “but neither of us can do it daddy, doesn’t that mean it’s ok, why do you look so mad?”

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The father says, “boys…..poo wrongs don’t make a right.”

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The Chronicles of Narniaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh REAL MONSTERS

i'm a scat man

fellati-yo mtv raps

(fell-a-shee-yo, kids)

yabba

Rage Against the Ma-Sheen

Sorry - AWOL

I've been at my computer 10 hours a day all month and i still forgot to update this bad boy, sorry.



Pamela Anderson-in-law

pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Nick Foster showed me this one....thanks fickolas.

hootenanny

BIRTH WIND AND FIRE

...a little help from my friends

casper the friendly ghostface killa

this gem courtesy of arin delaney, my hero.